If that title sounds too ridiculous to be true, then we have a surprise for you.
The story of Christy Mack’s savage beating by MMA Fighter “War Machine” (formerly known as Jonathan Koppenhaver) has taken a turn for the weird today. The couple had an on-again, off-again relationship for years, and though War Machine has allegedly committed several acts of domestic abuse in the past nothing compares to what happened on August 8th.
After arriving unexpectedly at Mack’s house at 2:30 am, War Machine attacked one of Mack’s male friends, threw him out, and then turned his fists on her. His brutal attack broke 18 bones in her face, knocked out or damaged several teeth, fractured a rib, and severely ruptured her liver from a kick to the side.
Aftermath of the beating:
This is when the story starts turning bizarre. War Machine is currently on the run from the law and starting today Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the case.
— Duane Dog Chapman (@DogBountyHunter) August 12, 2014
Not only is “The Dawg” getting in on this high publicity event, but the adult toy company Fleshlight has gotten involved by offering an award towards War Machine’s capture.
This whole thing is quickly turning into a caricature of real life. What will be next?
Do you think Fleshlight is a little on the classless side sponsoring a manhunt for a psychopath? Or do you think it’s ok so long as he gets caught and faces justice?